From Burger To Foldover and Back to Burger again. Like a near death experience that sends a bad boy to hell and back again. He’s a changed man forever… With double patties this time!
I remembered having gotten used to the taste of Mac Donald’s Prosperity Burger for quite a number of years. Not that I’m crazy about the burger but it delivers more value and worth than your average Big Mac.
Last year, some smarty pants in Mc Dees decided to be hip and innovative, and replaced the Prosperity Burger with… THE Prosperity Foldover.
Whoever you are… Bad Move Pendejo! Talk about fast food blunder…
Come on! You cost me last year’s Prosperity Burger satisfaction or the LACK of it! We all know that the Foldover is in a nutshell, a losing product. Period, “no questions asked” lousy.
The black pepper marinated meat patty just doesn’t go well with the raw veg fillings in the foldover. Signs of a bad marriage indeed. It’s hopeless, you just killed the “Prosperity” in the Prosperity Burger patty. Way to go pal.
So, obviously, hehheh… Now here comes a juicy secret. Psst psst… Ronald MacDonald’s daughter:
…Obviously still has a crush on me and wanted to make things right with me. I mean we go way back as I frequented her joint quite often back then as a kid. So I guess she decided to command her daddy’s burger flipping army to switch back to cooking good ole prosperity burger.
Not just that! The Prosperity Burger now comes with a double meat patty option! Talk about suicide of deliciousness!
So guess what, I had a drive through last night, and brought one back in a silver shiny pack. They’ve upgraded the packing too you see…
Delightful experience I tell you. Curly fries dipped in lots of Tomato Ketchup. I don’t like chilly sauce. As for the burger, I ordered the double beef patty version and it’s kinda good, except that it has a heavy dose of black pepper that kept the pepper taste lingering for hours. You’ll need to try one, to empathize with me.
So, if you are the person who “innovated” the Prosperity Burger to Prosperity Foldover, I hope you still have your job. It’s the recession now you know heh heh…. and it might just get worse when you start driving loyal customers like me to eat Ramli burgers instead.
And for “The One” who changed it back to Prosperity Burger, good on you Neo. You have a future in Mac Donald’s Prestigious Organization. Thumbs Up!
If you are the same person, well… Talk about Redemption! You just did it and did it gooood… Not trying to be hard on you as everybody makes mistakes… We all do… Just not this big haha!